Can I talk about my tree house again? Because it's going to be awesome. I'm telling you, it will be more than just some platform attached to a tree. This is place you could live. It will have wifi.
It's possible that I will have to wait to until I actually own My Future Kids as an excuse to have a tree house, but I don't think that will be strictly necessary. I can tell all my neighbors that it's in preparation for My Future Kids, but they will all know that it is for me. Sometimes, I may let Spouse come up to my tree house for sexytimes, but other than that, no girls allowed!
Let's talk structure. There will definitely be a roof and four walls and probably some ropes and things. I'm thinking a trap door entrance and multiple levels too. It will need to be accommodating to both persons of my height and to those of a smaller stature. My Future Kids really had better not hurt themselves on it, or it will be ruined for everyone. Especially me.
You know what would be an awesome addition to a tree house? a hammock. Maybe two. One strategically placed below the entrance to catch them if they fall and one in the upper levels for my sleeping enjoyment.
Now that I'm thinking of safety, maybe I should make my tree house purposefully inaccessible to My Future Children, and they can be allowed in once they're big enough and smart enough to figure how to get up. It can be their test. Once they're able to get up, they can roughly handle themselves, and I don't have to pay as much attention.
But anyway. Come visit my tree house. It's gonna be sweet.
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